anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

image

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matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

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bitchbot:

*uses hot laptop to relieve cramps*

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candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

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2000ish:

The highlight of my teenage years

2000ish:

The highlight of my teenage years

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