fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

(via planesandtrainsandautomoviles)

iamthegreeneyedmonster:

smarmygibberish:

supdaddy:

OMG HERES THE VIDEO OF MEREDITH THIRSTING FOR THIS HOT GUYS DICK

And in that moment, we were Meredith

I never knew how closely I connect with old horny women

(via moonwalksaway)

vocal-chord:

javeliner:

having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’

this is actually me. 

(via metal-headz-unite)

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(via moonwalksaway)

thethreeofhearts:

thisbloghasbeencompromised:

at what point do american children realise it’s weird for them to pledge allegiance to their flag and country every day at school and that not all countries do that and how long after that discovery do they realise how creepy it is

why is this something no one talks about because it concerns me on a very deep level

I’ve stopped saying the pledge because it’s so weird to me

(via metal-headz-unite)