thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

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sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

unfollowfriday:

when a straight guy wants to show you something on youtube

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thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

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